Being a modern person, in a modern world, I am prone to modern eating habits. The righteous knights of health, wielding their sharp leek katanas, triumphantly reigns over the world of food today.
”Why eat soft wheat bread?? Why not coarse bread, filled to the brim with seeds and other goodies from the kingdom of good?”
They will say this, as we sneak through the aisles to stealthily remove a pack of buns, the good old kind, from its lonely seat amongst the more healthy options. We are marauders, bandits, outlaws even. Treated on par with people who murder and take children hostage.
Or maybe not completely, but somewhere along those exagarated lines, lies the hidden truth. The world has changed and we are all left facing a choice. Will we submit to the hipster way of life? Replace french fries and ketchup, with beans and vegetable stock? Will we take our final stand for defense of the chrome counter way of life, in an American style fast food place, or a neatly decorated sushi restaurant?
The choices facing the modern european today, closely resemble the choices of biblical times. Will you turn to god, enjoy eternal life, bask in the green glow of his eco friendly glory? Or will you stay in sodom and gommorah, attempting to enjoy your wicked way of life. Eating that last piece of satans back bacon, gazing, for the final time, at scandidly clad women desperately attempting to instill some sort of ease of passing. We all know it, we all don our panda skin slippers one last time, choke the last life out of our death producing, paper sticks of death and watch. Watch as the green god sends his arch angels to burn this final bastion of freedom and true individuality.
I usually then wake up and accept the paper cup of neon colored pills, from the friendly nurse, with the worried look. It may sound crazy, but am I that far off my mark?
An idiot cooking 